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Review:     3.5 Stars     Rated:     R

Welcome back to the big screen Mel, it’s been a while.  Mel has been drinking his milk and ginger-ale and comes back in this ‘not too shabby‘ film.

Plot: Detective Craven (Mel Gibson) has his only daughter gunned down right in front of him.  Everyone suspects the bullet was meant for him.  Craven doesn’t sit this one out, he’s the guy that has nothing to lose and doesn’t care.  We follow Craven through his hunt where he finds some startling information;  the killer may have intentionally shot his daughter and he was never the intended target.

Mel does an excellent job as this straight-up ‘smart as a whip‘ Cop.  A good medium paced movie, slow in the beginning, but never really dropped off when things started to roll.  I liked the way this film played out, easy to follow, and smart without having to be too technical.  Mel Gibson fans will no doubt be happy as this is a good (in a manner of speaking) come-back movie for him.  The movie could have used a bit more action but still Worth a Ticket.

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- Dan Kersey

Review:     1 Star     Rated:     R

Look out ! God is mad at the world and tired of all the crap we fight over,  He’s sent his Legion of angels to destroy us.

In Legion we follow the efforts of a small group of people, accompanied by an angel, stranded at a desert roadside cafe who are trying to survive the extermination of the human race when God decides he no longer has faith in man.

The opening sequence in which we see Michael, the angel, arrive is good and shows promise, but this is followed by almost 10 minutes of slow sequences.  Unfortunately this fast/slow pairing continues throughout the movie, and really detracts from the experience.  In most of the slow parts the characters are seen talking to each other, and seemingly telling each other moral stories, and I think this is the overall aim of the movie, to try to show us what will happen if we don’t all behave.  This really failed if that is what the movie makers wanted.

To add in the dislike of this movie, the action sequences are fairly dull, as are most of the characters.  The interactions of the two main angels, Michael and Gabriel, (Paul Bettany and Kevin Duand), were above par compared to the rest of the movie but that is not enough to save it.  If you’ve seen the trailer you’ve seen the best parts and should save yourself some money.  I’ll give it 1 star, just for the trailer and good marketing, but unfortunately it isn’t even worth renting, so Don’t Bother.

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-Andy Hughes

Review:     3 Stars     Rated:     PG-13

The Lovely Bones, don’t let the strange name or the previews fool you in thinking this movie is a typical stalker/killer film.  Peter Jackson directs this film based from the original novle by Alice Sebold

Take a trip beyond an ordinary murder movie into a story thats narrated by the murdered Suzy Salmon (Saoirse Ronan).  Suzy is in the afterlife, somewhere between heaven and earth,  she watches her family and her killer continue on with life.  She is a restless spirit not ready to let go until she’s ready.

Visually stunning with incredible sound and camera artistry. Unfortunately I found the story lacking the intensity needed to balance it out.  Most of the supporting characters including the killer had very little depth in which to feel anything for them.  I did enjoy the film, though please note, I never read the book. The beautiful visual effects were well worth seeing on the big screen, but the rest was not enough to justify a ticket, Wait For The DVD , or maybe Don’t Bother seeing it at all.

- Dan Kersey

Review:     3.0 Stars

The latest edition of the Saw franchise is now out in theaters. I spent a bit of time watching all the old Saw movies to catch up and be ready for this release and provide an accurate review.

The Saw movies feature lots of little twists and turns and learning and make you think a bit about the relationship happening with the characters in the movie. This version however hands everything to you on a silver platter. I found the movie highly predictable after the first 15 mins. Don’t get me wrong, lots of blood and gore for Saw fans, but nothing compelling and making you think and try to figure it out.

If you’re a Saw fan, you will like this movie in general, but might be a bit disappointed by being babied along. Nothing in this movie is compelling to see in the theater so wait for DVD release.

-Carl B. Constantine

Review:     3 Stars

Right from the start you know that David Harris (The Killer) starring Dylan Walsh is not a man to be trusted or even shake hands with.  As the movie gets deeper you come to realize that David is not just a killer but also suffers from various mental issues.  The Stepfather is a remake of the original 1987 film which stared Terry O’ Quinn.

Much smarter than I expected but lacked suspense and had very few ‘Jump’ scenes.  The characters were portrayed as (mostly) true to life,  smart and good realistic thinking when trying to rationalize their suspicions around David.  As a thriller it’s a bit on the dull side, I did however love the ending of this movie, it’s not what you’d expect.

Despite the great ending, the movie desperately needed some good scare scenes and the suspenses was like riding a roller-coaster at 1/2 speed. It was an OK film but  defiantly a renter.

-Dan Kersey

Review:     4 Stars

As an anticipated movie, Law Abiding Citizen got the job done without the letdown.  Gerard Butler who recently stared in Gamer, has a much better movie roll in this drama/thriller. Gerard’s character, (Clyde Shelton), is a man that has lost his family to murder only to watch the killers make a deal with the Judicial system that didn’t meet up with Clyde’s expectations of real justice; heads roll from there.

Smart and well thought through movie,  unfortunately the trailers give a lot of the suspense away to the anticipation of Clyde’s next move.  Never-the-less,  this movie has its wow and ‘OMG’ moments.

Final thoughts … It was a tough decision on this review because there wasn’t much that I didn’t like in this film and I didn’t feel too bad paying to see this movie, but even with ‘all’ the ‘excellentness‘ this film has to offer, there’s really nothing anyone’s going to miss on a smaller screen if they wait for the DVD.

-Dan Kersey

Review:     4 Stars

For a movie with a rating of 14A Pandorum has more than its fair share of chills, jumps and spooky moments, though some of them were predictable I still got a kick out of it.  The story is well thought out, flows nicely, and has a few twists in it that surprised me.   The end was a little bit of a disappointment, but not enough to detract from the movie as a whole.

I noticed some scenes reminiscent of both Alien and Event Horizon.  For people who enjoyed these movies they will probably like Pandorum as well.  There seems to be a limited showing of this film in some areas so if you get the chance to see it on the big screen I would take it.

-Andy Hughes

Review:     3 Stars

This is one of those movies that almost can’t make up it’s mind as to what it’s trying to accomplish. Is it a teen movie? Is it a comedy? Is it a thriller? Megan Fox in her first starring roll, plays Jennifer. A young teen who gets mixed up with a band which dabbles in occultism. When a sacrifice goes bad, Jennifer is possessed with a Demon (specifically a Succubus) who lures men in on pretense of sex and then devours them instead.

This movie has one major merit, the make up crew did a fantastic job on making Megan Fox look truly demonic. One scene in particular is especially horrific, al la “The Exorcist,” that is really about it. The supporting characters carry Ms. Fox through the movie. This woman needs acting lessons.  Period. If Megan hadn’t been in the movie, it might have rated higher in my books.

In a nutshell, if you like thrillers, this one is a renter, and nothing more.

-Carl Constantine

Review:    1 1/2 Stars

Whiteout started fairly well with a good action sequence, but it became pretty mundane and predictable after that.  The trailers had made us, and others, think it was some sort of ‘monster under the ice’ movie but this turned out not to be the case, it was just a run of the mill thriller after all.  The action sequences were pretty good, but the plot was not, and I guessed too much of it before it was revealed. 

Parts of the movie were also just plain silly or implausible and if you are picky, like me, that will detract from the movie quite a bit.  The end, when it came, was quite predictable and the last 10 minutes of the movie I would pretty much describe as boring.

 If you like Kate Beckinsale then this would be a good renter, but otherwise I’d skip it and wait for it to make it to TV. In short, .. Not even worth renting.

-Andy Hughes

Review:    4 Stars     Rated:     R

Don’t touch that dial, you might blown up!   The Hurt Locker is a 2008 American war thriller directed by Kathryn Bigelow and written by Mark Boal.

The Hurt Locker, Staring: Jeremy Renner, Anthony Mackie, and Brian Geraghty as members of a U.S. Army EOD unit in Iraq . We follow their tour together as they contend with defusing bombs, the threat of insurgency, and the tension that develops among them. -wiki

For the most part the camera work in this movie was filmed in a style called Cinéma vérité, aka Shaky-Cam.  Even with this style of camera work I found the movie quite tolerable to watch.  The film was not overly gory or violent, but the realism in some scenes definitely called for the ‘R’ rating.  This is a must see movie in or out of the theatre.  It’s intense, well acted, and has a good solid pace so it’s Worth a Ticket in my book.

- Dan Kersey